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Bully: Bloopers!! Rated: T Summary: Say Bully were a movie instead of a game. For the sake of your sanity, the actors names will be the same as the characters. XD SPOILERS! Authors note: Because every fandom just HAS to have a bloopers fic. lol. Warnings: SPOILERS! And maybe a little childish in the humor. XD (THIS WAS ORIGINALLY ON FANFICTION.NET!!!!) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The scene: Where Jimmy meets Pete. The setting: Jimmy's dorm room. xxx Take one: Pete: (opens door and walks into the room) Jim: Pink... Pete: ): Gord stuck his clothes in the washer with mine! Jim:

 Okay, so this happened to me almost a week ago or so, give or take. I was on the bus on my way to school, playing my Soul Silver on my DS, when the bus lurched a little at a stop. This wasn't unusual, a lot of the city buses were in disrepair and their engines stalling was common. I only sighed in annoyance at this-until something slid from the back of the bus after its sudden stop, the object coming to a halt by my seat. It appeared to be an abandoned Pokewalker, to my surprise. I bent down and picked it up to have a closer look, distracting myself with it while the bus driver tried valiantly to restart the engines, all other passengers a

Shizuo Heiwajima once killed two stones with one bird. A cop once pulled Shizuo Heiwajima over for speeding....The cop was lucky to leave with a warning. Shizuo Heiwajima can cut through a hot knife with butter. Shizuo Heiwajima can slam a revolving door. Shizuo Heiwajima once visited the virgin islands. They are now just called the islands. In his will Shizuo Heiwajima specified that if he dies, he will bury himself. Shizuo Heiwajima can operate a supercomputer from an etch-a-sketch . Shizuo Heiwajima can squeeze Orange Juice form a Lemon. Shizuo Heiwajima can st

Dear Journal, Althea's getting too close. I might have to throw off her trail. but she's my twin. Even if I were to disappear she'd be able to find me. It's both sad.... and wonderful. Some tiny part of me is touched that she is still looking but another part craves and enjoys the solitude...... Recently, I've come across a tiny clan of will'o'wisps.... they enjoy me so much that now they follow me, these tiny blue flame creatures. I'm not a witch, I'm a demon, but then again they are too cute to deny.... I decided to nickname a couple of them. One male is Gideon because he burns darkest and a female is Guinevere because she is constantly

           "Hey, come up here real quick, I think you should play the game too." Without giving you a chance to decline, Nero grabbed your hand and pulled you to the center of the old abandoned ballroom. "Go ahead and pick an item from the table, any item. Just make sure you choose carefully because there aren't any do-overs in this game." “Right.” You looked down at the items spread across the old wooden table. None of the items placed before you were really all that appealing to you, so you just chose one at random. "I pick this one." You picked up a rather thick cloth smeared with an unknown subst

Prompt: -Avengers -Avenger!Loki -Avenger!Reader, fluff, all Avengers included Advice "Do you ever wonder why you're so beautiful?" You grunt as you dodge yet another one of the monster’s attack, quickly rolling to your feet and sending a rush of fire its way. The monster keens in pain and takes a step back, it massive footstep shaking the ground. "Loki! Shut up and help me!" "I shall...in just a minute!" You make yet another hard juke to the right, stopping just in time to avoid falling off the roof. "Loki!" you demand as you briefly glance at him lying wistfully on the ground across the way. "No, you simply don't understand. Th

This year, I’ll succeed this year, you told yourself first thing in the morning. As you slid your foot into the slippers that lay on the wooden floor beside the bed, you eyed the large, neatly wrapped box sitting on you chair warily. I’ll definitely get him to accept it this year. “Goooood morning, Corporal Rivaille!” You cried excitedly with your arms wrapped around the present that towered exactly eight centimeters above you. “Guess what day it is today!” “Another day for work.” Your dark-haired superior grunted and did nothing more but give the colorfully wrapped box a side glance. “